What smells like horse?

August 28, 2011 § Leave a comment

So I’m at work today and I get the distinct smell of horse. I’m sitting in my cubicle going, “What smells like horse? Is it me?” I start sniffing my clothes and my blanket and my keyboard and my stuffed animals…but none of them smell like horse.

I got up and went to the bathroom. I could still smell horse. “It must be me. Am I carrying the smell of horse around with me?” I started to get paranoid that people would walk by and think I smelled like horse.

So I get home tonight and Brit says, “Did you smell the fire?” I asked what fire. “The dump caught fire and stunk up the whole town.”

Apparently, horses smell like burning garbage…or burning garbage smells like horse. At least it wasn’t me!

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