What smells like horse?
August 28, 2011 § Leave a comment
So I’m at work today and I get the distinct smell of horse. I’m sitting in my cubicle going, “What smells like horse? Is it me?” I start sniffing my clothes and my blanket and my keyboard and my stuffed animals…but none of them smell like horse.
I got up and went to the bathroom. I could still smell horse. “It must be me. Am I carrying the smell of horse around with me?” I started to get paranoid that people would walk by and think I smelled like horse.
So I get home tonight and Brit says, “Did you smell the fire?” I asked what fire. “The dump caught fire and stunk up the whole town.”
Apparently, horses smell like burning garbage…or burning garbage smells like horse. At least it wasn’t me!