Happy Pirate Day!
September 19, 2011 § Leave a comment
Today, September 19, be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Show no fear wit’ yer “Arrr”s an’ yer “Me hearty”s!
I be dressin’ like I be a pirate fer work terday, ye scurvy dogs! An’ I be endin’ all me sentences in exclamation points!
This mornin’, I be havin’ this conversation wit’ me progeny:
Me: Keelin, do you have any pirate clothes? It’s Pirate Day!
Keelin: NO! And none of the other kids will be dressed like pirates so I don’t want to.
After she be gettin’ out o’ her shower, she wandered in the office and saw the beginnin’s o’ me post.
Keelin: Wait, it’s really Pirate Day?
Me: Yeah, did you think I was making it up?
Ah, she be learnin’ not ter always trust ‘er mother. Only took ‘er eight yaaaarrrs!
So get yerself in the spirit an’ dress an’ talk like ye be a pirate!